1. People who stand on the escalator.
Walk! Or for the lazy folks, stand to the right. Let's keep the traffic moving.
2. People who name their dog Bear or cat Tiger.
Why? It's like calling Mel Gibson Pope (no pun intended). No matter how masculine your beloved feline friend is, it is a cat. Not a tiger.
3. Putting sugar in the coffee.
It defeats the purpose of having coffee. Add anything you'd like Baileys, Bourbon or bacon. But no, no sugar.
4. Putting mayonnaise on burgers.
It's just plain gross. You might as well get the defibrillator ready.
5. People who bitch and try to cut in line.
You'll think this is the most common rule that even a five year old knows. But it's the most common offense you see everyday. Obey the civil rule. Don't act like an uncultured ape and quit whining and moaning. Stay in the line like everyone else. You'll get your turn when it's your turn.
6. Drama queens and messed up kings.
Need more explanations? Keep the mess to yourself. Or there's always Jerry Springer.
7. People who dress up their pets.
It's Christmas and you think it's cute to dress your dog up as a reindeer for your entertainment. Can someone call PETA?
6. People 50lbs overweight flaunting skimpy short shorts.
The key word here is "flaunting". People are beautiful in all sizes and shapes. Be proud of being curvy and healthy. But be considerate to the general public. Just saying.
9. People 50lbs underweight flaunting skimpy short shorts.
Seriously nobody needs to see the bones sticking out of your skins. Go eat something.
10. People who sing or dance like obnoxious drunks in the concerts.
Okay they are probably really wasted. But that's not an excuse for public annoyance. We don't pay the money to see some crazy drunks sing, dance or spew vomits like a water sprinkler. Yeah we admire your courage to attempt to dance like no tomorrow. But please have mercy and spare us from poking our eyes out.
